party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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