Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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