I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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