Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Dignity is for republicans.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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