I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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