you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
