Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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