its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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