Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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