I cockslap morals
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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