i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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