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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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