This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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