you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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