What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I stole a fireplace last night.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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