these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I wear drunk well.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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