I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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