The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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