absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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