i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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