After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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