just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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