the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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