Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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