yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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