do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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