Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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