We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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