Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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