So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
