she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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