I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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