i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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