If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize