I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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