East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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