that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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