there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
we're so committed to being not committed
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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