I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
