they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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