Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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