The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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