Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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