Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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