I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I think I won the penis lottery.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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