I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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