Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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