Where is the hickey?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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