is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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