quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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