That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I've blown a few things in my day
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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