i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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