You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
