Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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