By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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