He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I am in a vortex of obligation.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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